THE SAUNA

Last year, we decided to take a cruise out of the blue. No plans, we just headed off and didn't really even tell anyone.

We flew out of Sydney and joined the ship in Honolulu for a 7 night islands bash and "let's get smashed" holiday.

After an overnight hotel stay, we caught a taxi down to the terminal where we boarded. There was a huge queue and everyone was checking each other out and I can tell you, there were all sorts of people on this one.

Finally, we were on. We started to explore the ship and found a nice little bar towards the back where we'd met a few nice people who all agreed this was the best spot to do the sail away.

We departed around five and by that time (being Aussies), we'd attracted a few more people to the circle and both of us had wobbly legs as we'd not eaten all day and some of these guys were actually buying us drinks!

We passed for dinner and decided to just grab snack foods at the buffet. Was probably a better idea than staggering into the restaurant given we could hardly stand up. The food did the job and began to sober us a little.

"Where to now" we asked each other. The SAUNA!!!

With that, we picked up our things and headed to the spa.

The sign on the door read 'Sauna & Hot Tub open daily from 9am thru 10pm unless otherwise directed by a crew member'. We hadn't taken swimmers so the hot tub was out. We could do the sauna… with towels around us (as you do)

Each of us collected a locker key, she went off to the lady's and I went off to the men's' change room and sauna.

All was very quiet in both. I could hear the shower running in the 'ladies', almost coinciding exactly the same time I took mine. One person – each sauna…

The two entries to male and female areas were directly adjacent to each other. The rooms from there went left (for the men's) and right (for the lady's). The area in the middle of the arced affair was for cleaners; their gear/equipment etc and both change rooms had linked access to it. And naturally, I had to open the door.

Mops, buckets, cleaning stuff and spare towels were all I could see. With exception to a door that obviously led to the ladies area.

I tried the door, and sure enough it opened into the ladies area. It was quiet alright. Just my wife in there (I was guessing), and in the shower again.

"How did you get in here???" she asked.

"I came through the door here, there's no one around"

"I know, the place is deserted. Why don't you come into the women's?" she asked.

"Nuh ur" I said. "That wouldn't be good for any other women that come in, can you imagine what would happen if I got caught in here???" I could, American women on cruise ships would queue at the complaints desk for hours to dob somebody like me in. Men on the other hand are far more tolerant if she'd be caught in the male sauna so I suggested she join me in the men's.

"What if a guy comes in?" she asked.

As if they'd care (I thought). They'd probably enjoy it more!

"If a guy comes in, you leave. Simple… or we ask him if he minds" I replied.

"I'm not sure about it" she said. I knew she was surer than she'd tried to lead me to believe as we'd been in a similar situation before, but understandably, it was a little different in that there's nowhere to hide on a ship – nowhere to run or seek solace.

Backing through the door and holding it open, I said "Come on, it'll be fine". "Just come through the door, it's hardly likely anyone else will come now and most will be at dinner"

After standing there for nearly a minute, she agreed. She wrapped her towel around her self and snuck through into the men's. "Oh, it's the same as ours" she said. "Of course" I said, "Quick, into the sauna"

Every 15 to 20 minutes, we left the sauna together to shower. After an hour or so, it became easier and less tense for her as no one came in during that time. It was quite relaxed and we enjoyed being able to sauna together but an hour is probably all that one can take in nearly eighty degrees.

Our next 15 minute sauna session was to be our last. We were done, that is – until we heard footsteps in the change rooms. Was it the cleaner? Best we just stay quiet and see what happens.

We then heard locker doors opening and closing – slamming in fact. And the shuffles of something that indicated someone was changing; then the shower.

"Oh shit. I should get out of here" she said. "Stay put" I said, "Might only be someone using the bathroom after a spa treatment". But then, the ever known squeak of the sauna door occurred and a guy stepped in.

"Uh, sorry!" he said. "I'll come back another time!"

"It's OK" I replied, "My wife is happy to go back to the 'ladies' otherwise we don't mind if you don't". He shrugged, suggesting he didn't care and the three of us were towelled and perched on benches; he and I on the same side, she opposite.

There was dead silence for what seemed an eternity while the three of us sweated. No one moved, and apart from whispers between my wife and I, you would have heard a pin drop.

He was quite shy and kept his towel on, tight. I'd loosened mine off as I'd become quite horny. She was still opposite, towel on and sat upright.

I tried to make conversation by asking where he was from; his answers were brief "Oklahoma City". Like do people actually live there? He wasn't about to get into any chat withy strangers. My wife, who at this stage had swung her legs up on the bench decided it was time for a shower, probably the last one as I recalled.

She upped and left, followed by the guy who was obviously going to take a shower too. I heard the tap-heads running and two doors close. Within seconds, one shower stopped and I stuck my head out the door to see which. It was his, she remained in hers for a while longer.

He slowly towelled himself off, watching her through the glass shower door. When her shower came to an end, he quickly moved back into the sauna with me. I'd moved to her side of the room and he sat opposite.

Surprisingly, my wife came back to the sauna. I'd taken my towel off completely and sat on it. He sat with his still draped. She sat beside me – draped by her own towel and raised a leg upon the seat we were sitting.

That would have to be a good view, I thought – for anyone sitting opposite. Not showing too much; but a glimpse all the same. I saw him peer unsuspectedly but still keeping his profile low and still not talking.

I decided to stretch out which almost took me back to his side of the sauna. He didn't flinch, even to the fact I was 'half-mast'. I too, could see her offerings and it began to make me stiffer.

The bulge under his towel was suggesting he was enjoying her view too. Yet still, there was no conversation.

As she seemingly relaxed, the more we could see. Then she unveiled the 'puppies' right out of the blue: exposed her breasts without inkling. Farg!!! I pulled the towel across my mid section and nudged back closer to her. I was horny as!

His eyes locked on her tits. Seemed like forever! Her next and every other movement showed more of her pussy as he remained gazed. The sauna room was heating up, and I'm not talking about the room temperature!!!

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