It had been 3 long years between FUCKS for this Shy, Geeky, Chubby man. As he has been mourning the loss of his first love, Marseilles. Although he had only met this lovely lady once, she was always going to be in his heart, as she was the lady who took his virginity. But it was time for this Boy to get back on the horse. So he joined Adult Match Maker in the hope of finding his true love. When there she was on the front page, the woman of his dreams. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and fit, firm, toned body, but what sold him on her was what she had written about herself. Her ad read : I am an easy tart that never says No to Sex. I am always Wet and Juicy. I can Suck Cock for hours and my mouth never gets sore. I love a man that spends hours at the pub and comes home pissed. I am also a great cook and I DON'T NAG. Wow ! She was real marriage material. He shot her off an email and within 5 minutes he had a reply saying : You wouldn't happen to be HORNY right now, because I am. He had his first shower in a month, shaved the bum fluff off his chin, nicking himself twice in the process. He put on some cheap cologne and borrowed one of his dad's suits and headed off to hopefully meet his next true love. Stopping at the servo first to buy a 6 pack of condoms, Vaseline and a bunch of the servo's finest daisies and then off he went to I.G.A liquor to buy Passion Pop. Now, how could any woman resist such a generous stud of a man ? During the drive there, he still had in the back of his mind that just like Marseilles, she would not match her pictures. But MY GOD how wrong was he ? Bambi was Smokin' she was HOTTER than her pictures. Bambi looked SEX, smelled SEX and was SEX. She took one look at him and said " FUCK YEAH ! ", dragged him in by his cock to her bedroom and dropped to her knees. Just as she took his short, stumpy cock deep in her throat a familiar haunting odour filled his nostrils. It was the smell of his long departed first love, Marseilles. Ever since his first FUCK he had barred up every time he smelt Parmesan cheese. The smell of mouldy cheese had now filled the room as well. He opened his eyes in delight to see her ghost fisting her loose sloppy gash. She was dressed in the exact same urine stained floral number she had worn on that fateful night. Although he had BAMBI sucking his cock like no tomorrow, it was the ghost of Marseilles that aroused him more. He couldn't take his eyes off her. Every time she pulled her fist out of her loose gash it was covered in green ectoplasm. It reminded him of Slimer from Ghostbusters. He grabbed Bambi's head and vigorously face fucked her, slamming his balls against her chin, all the time wishing it was Marseilles' toothless maw. Bambi gagged and spluttered with delight. He then grabbed her by her pony tail, threw her to the ground overcum with lust and excitement at seeing Marseilles again. He began to Fuck her like she was a dog in heat. Then Marseilles got behind him and stuck her dry, rusty tongue that far up his ass he shot his load right there and then. Leaving Bambi quivering on the floor with exstasy he then left hand in hand with his ghostly lover.... To Be Continued... Sandwhich Please xxx